Fashion week is pretty ridiculous for a myriad of reasons, but one thing that’s easy to get a kick out of is what people wear to the events. Imagine: you’re going to an exclusive party for people who celebrate the art of appearance, and if you’re the type of person who cares about that kind of thing, your own appearance is pretty important. So when I see a guy confidently walking into a room while wearing something as absurd as Google Glass, I obviously have no other choice but to try to figure what the fuck the guy is thinking.
Mike Abu: Can I ask you a couple questions?
Google Glasses: Sure.
MA: How does it feel to be the only person wearing Google Glasses?
GG: Um, it’s kind of awkward. It’s interesting because people come up to me and ask me questions about it. It’s a good way to network.
MA: That’s why you’re wearing them?
GG: I can also take pictures whenever I feel like by winking.
MA: Have you ever thought about using a camera like a normal person?
GG: [pause] You hate Google Glass, don’t you?
MA: I’m just confused why anybody would want to wear them.
GG: It’s still a prototype. Obviously they’re still bulky and aren’t fashionable, but they’re coming out with a new model that looks more like glasses.
MA: Do you think Google took into consideration what the glasses looked like on a real human being when designing them?
GG: The things is, they’re working on the software development to make sure people can makes apps on them and that stuff, so once they’ve figured that out, they can focus more on the design.
MA: So do you think the glasses look like they do because Google is filled with nerds who don’t know any better?
GG: I don’t think that’s the case. It’s more about the technology that’s in it. You can only make a chip so small and put it all together, right? But they have this girl who’s into fashion, and she did the best she could to make them look as fashionable as possible.
MA: Wait, do you work for Google?
GG: No, I have a startup. I’m launching an app called Shoptsy next week where you can shop for products that you see on Instagram.
MA: Can you use it on Google Glass?
GG: [pause] Eventually.
MA: Can you give us a wink?
So long Utah Jazz