Jon Larsen is talking too much, and no matter how many times he demands to solve the rubik cube, I find him to be the best person I know. But this isn’t about who I know. This is about Rambo.
First Blood by David Morrell is a good book, a better movie, and the best closer if you’re looking for a one night stand. Only once have I had sex due to the book (homegirl asked what I was reading, I said Rambo, we had sex), but since then I’ve used Rambo to try to get laid a number of times.
In fact, as it were, it’s been my go to line.
“What are you doing?”
“Why, what are you doing?”
“I don’t know… do you want to go back to my place, watch Rambo?”
It never failed. But that’s not why I like Rambo. I like it because he hates cops, just like me.