Monthly Archives: May 2017

Brian Says

“It doesn’t come out naturally, I can’t do this,” he says, interrupted in a lecture about his theory about the movie Gremlins. Apparently they’re not bad guys; they just like to parody humans.

“The tomatoes are going bad, we have to use them. Bean town. Blue Dream hits so hard, it’s fucking awesome.”

“That fucking shit Mike,” he says melodically, “that fucking shit.”